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Some people will tell you that we need Flares to rebuild our shield.
The problem is that each and every flare comes straight through to us without the Magnetosphere that we lost in 2007.
In other news, the CDC will tell you that you need to get ready for the Zombies.
Source: http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm
We think it might be due to people not wearing hats.
We suggest in regard to incoming solar weather that you get a hat.
How to Increase Hat Score
Wear plastic or foil scarf around Neck +2
Line with Foil +2
Line with Aluminium Mylar sheeting +4
Line with thick plastic +2
Change Foil/Mylar every four days +5
Line with Lead Flashing +6
Change lead every week +20
Line with Gold +30
(Gold Doesn’t need to be changed)
Coat outside with Expoxy impregnated
with flakes of high “Z” elements +50
When should you wear them ?
Whenever you go outside.
Why ?
So you don’t become a Zombie.

